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The Resource Southern lady code : essays, Helen Ellis

Southern lady code : essays, Helen Ellis

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Southern lady code : essays
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Southern lady code
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essays
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Helen Ellis
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eng
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"I loved it." -Ann Patchett The bestselling author of American Housewife ("Dark, deadpan and truly inventive." --The New York Times Book Review) is back with a fiercely funny collection of essays on marriage and manners, thank-you notes and three-ways, ghosts, gunshots, gynecology, and the Calgon-scented, onion-dipped, monogrammed art of living as a Southern Lady. Helen Ellis has a mantra: "If you don't have something nice to say, say something not-so-nice in a nice way." Say "weathered" instead of "she looks like a cake left out in the rain." Say "early-developed" instead of "brace face and B cups." And for the love of Coke Salad, always say "Sorry you saw something that offended you" instead of "Get that stick out of your butt, Miss Prissy Pants." In these twenty-three raucous essays Ellis transforms herself into a dominatrix Donna Reed to save her marriage, inadvertently steals a $795 Burberry trench coat, witnesses a man fake his own death at a party, avoids a neck lift, and finds a black-tie gown that gives her the confidence of a drag queen. While she may have left her home in Alabama, married a New Yorker, forgotten how to drive, and abandoned the puffy headbands of her youth, Helen Ellis is clinging to her Southern accent like mayonnaise to white bread, and offering readers a hilarious, completely singular view on womanhood for both sides of the Mason-Dixon. Several pieces in this collection originally appeared in the following publications: "Making a Marriage Magically Tidy" in the New York Times column "Modern Love" (June 2, 2017); "How to Stay Happily Married" in Paper Darts (Winter 2017); "Tonight We're Gonna Party Like It's 1979" in Eating Well (November/December 2017); "How to Be the Best Guest" as "An American's Guide to Being the Best Guest" in Financial Times (March 2016); and "When to Write a Thank- You Note" in Garden and Gun (February/March 2018)
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FAMILY & RELATIONSHIPS / Marriage & Long-Term Relationships
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Southern lady code : essays, Helen Ellis
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Unabridged.
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Southern lady code : essays, Helen Ellis
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Publication
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Copyright
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  • Downloadable audio file
  • Title from title screen
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unknown
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unknown
Carrier category
online resource
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  • cr
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rdacarrier
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not applicable
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unknown
Content category
spoken word
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  • spw
Content type MARC source
rdacontent
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  • not applicable
  • unknown
Edition
Unabridged.
Extent
1 online resource (3 hr., 11 min.)
File format
unknown
Form of item
online
Governing access note
Access restricted to subscribing institutions
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not applicable
Isbn
9781984840868
Kind of cutting
not applicable
Kind of disc cylinder or tape
not applicable
Kind of material
unknown
Level of compression
unknown
Media category
  • audio
  • computer
Media MARC source
  • rdamedia
  • rdamedia
Media type code
  • s
  • c
Publisher number
Z100142105
Quality assurance targets
unknown
Reformatting quality
access
Sound
sound
Special playback characteristics
digital recording
Specific material designation
  • other
  • remote
Speed
other
System control number
rbdZ100142105
System details
  • Mode of access: World Wide Web
  • Requires RBdigital Media Manager
  • System requirements: 200 MB of free disk space, 512 MB of RAM, Windows Installer 3.1, Microsoft .NET Framework 4 (x86 and x64), Windows Media Player 10 QA
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